Who is the genius that came up with this?

This is the story of the fall of Corey Haim. Listen carefully to his insightful words. There are some gems in here.

I want to bring up an important topic to Exec Bored. Workplace Safety. Although the worst thing that can happen to me at my job is a bad papercut or mild disorientation from seeing how many times I can spin around in my office chair, these videos scared the crap out of me. All five are here.

Testing Your Bathroom Etiquette

After moronically convincing myself that I needed a real career instead of those temporary jobs that young people hold while in school, that usually make up the greatest summers or times of ones life, I find myself making life changing decisions like which color to highlight rows on excel sheets to really grab someone's attention. Or whether I should use impact or times new roman font on my email signature. I start thinking about what to eat for lunch around 9:45am and it usually is the most important choice I'll make all day.