seriously, i'm think i'm going to cry... leave me alone... crap, where's my vodka?

You really don't need to know the language to understand what's going on... okay maybe you do...

Oh Bobby Conn!

Japanese performance art. Couldn't they have found a better place for the hatch?

Try looking her in the eyes for a minute. You'll be confessing like a baby... a GUILTY baby!

Should've let him in...

Please discontinue using water if you are drowning

Willard, the boxing kangaroo, takes on all challengers and scores a knockdown at 1:05 in the first round. "Whuuuupppp!"

Imagine you're a freshman at Texas Tech and you get to be the famous bell ringer for football. You tell your parents you'll be on ESPN. This is what they see.

Who is the genius that came up with this?